babacontainsmultitudes:

He lost his arm, she lost her hand, can I make it anymore obvious?

shitpostingkats:

The Close/Swift tradition of losing body parts fucks so hard like. An entire lineage of characters losing pieces of their body just because they care so much. Glenn losing his eye as a direct consequence of wanting a good life for Nick. Nicholas losing his arm because he won’t let anyone hurt his family. Cassandra losing her hand because of a goddamn wedding ring. Something something “I can’t regrow my arm” vs. “He will never be your son again.” The family art of inexorable loss being represented by literally losing parts of themselves. The tradition of losing and losing and being stitched back together and making the best of what you have left. The Close/Swift family being the guardians of the anchor of love.

It’s also canon that they are all genetically predisposed to arson.

hegodamask:

*just trying to focus and have a normal day*

this sound playing in my brain on a loop:

🖕 FUCK YA LIFE 🖕 bing bong! 🔔 if you see 👀 these dawgs 🐶🐶 in your front yard ⁽ʰᵘʰ⁾ just know upstairs ☝️ i’m goin hard 👊 💯 🍆 bing bong. what do you wanna tell 🗣 JOE BYRON 👴🏼 🇺🇸 right now?? whassup baby 😏 take me out to dinner 🍽 💕 AY-yoooo 😟 yoarianagrandewhassupmamacometoconeyislandtakeaspinonthecyclone. i miss you.

breadyyyy:

Dazatsu

breadyyyy:

Artist who only appears just to post memes and then vanished for the next 6 months. It’s me, I’m the artist.

silly thought but jeremy gaining fangs after taking the squip

fruitblr:

JUNO (2007) dir. Jason Reitman

turnpikeghosts:

here’s why vine was and will always be superior to tiktok you can’t really spread a lot of misinfo in 6 seconds you had to go viral on the strength of your humor and not on the allure of insane conspiracy theories or MRA talking points it’s why vines legacy will be shit like “back at it at krispy kreme” and not the downfall of democracy

vanilla-kitty:

luckymewciano:

luckymewciano:

One of my favorite genres of post

homefryboy:

can’t have shit in clamburg

(commissions open)

arealtrashact:

’‘It’s not a bear. It’s a hamster. A really, really large hamster … ’

paperlignes:

that reminds me, I got you a birthday present.

guillermo and nandor from what we do in the shadows (2019-) / season 5, episode 1: the mall

stuttersteps:

good for him

seasaltcosmos:

ALT

i’m officially opening CHIBI COMMISSIONS!!! dm me or email me if you’re interested!